4th outfield

ahhaXx i realised i've been blogging abt outfield for a lot of time which is boring ppl. but this one is the woooooooooooooooooorstttt outfield ever!!!!!!!!!!~

we went there 2 days early to set up things... argh. 2 days early lo. anyway ok let mi tok abt the bad part. ok we were supposed to go to the place in the forest to wait for the enemy to come and standby to fight them. we went there 8am-2pm.. then after very little sleep, went there at 9pm again and this time we have to stay overnite at the forested area until the nxt morning.

the enemy is supposed to come at 5am morning... then we can sleep until like 4am and wait. good thing we nv sleep at the place where i saw the black snake arh.. oh coz b4 dat i saw a black snake which scared and stunned mi. but the place where we sleep is no better!!!! once we lie down.... no matter how many tubes of insect repellent u put on u allll the mosquitoes will come by and do the 'eeee' 'eeeee' sound beside ur ears and try to bite ur face. wah laooooooooooooooo sooooo irritating and u can't sleep becoz the mosquitoes r irritatingly irritating u!!!!! ARGH!!!! and there r A LOT OF THEM!!!!!~ they bite through ur uniforms... they bite nearly everywhere on ur face, ur leg and there r other more insects crawling over u......arghh coz 3 of us were trying to sleep but can't sleep. it's really a torture. it's so horrible i tell u.. it's the worst place u can ever be in.

oh yah then in the middle of trying-to-sleep... i juz closed my eyes.... then after dat opened again.... i saw something in the sky....... it's like a round silverish thingy and it's moving across the sky and suddenly in the middle disappear!!!!!! omgggg i was stunned again!!!!! i can't bliff wad i saw i juz stay there wif my eyes opened thinking of wad i saw. i really dunno wad's dat man.... it's either a UFO or a shooting star..... but it's not a shooting star bcoz shooting star dun move so slowly!!!!!!!!!

i m REALLY SERIOUS abt the UFO thingy ok....i'm not joking.... i REALLY saw the UFO and i'm not hallucinating!!!!!!!!~ my frens din c bcoz they closed their eyes while trying to sleep and the UFO flew for a short time onli... it's really a round silver object flying across the sky and suddenly vanish into the thin air!!!!!!!!!! i really cannot explain wad issit... it's not a bird.. it's not a plane.... it doesn't take the shape of superman.. it's not a helicopter.... it's not a shooting star then wad issit?!?!!? and how come it can suddenly disappear into the thin air?!?!?!

arhhhh then we waited until the nxt morning 9am then the enemy came. stupid. so we waited the whole nite for NOTHING!!!!!!~ argh!!!!! can't bliff it. but good thing we came one nite early so we can sleep in bunk comfortably. i can't imagine the comfort of our bed and bunk w/o the insects.

wahhhhhhh so ppl the moral of the story is.... cherish ur room and ur bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and wake ur fren up when u see a UFO to make sure he sees it too.

nights off!~

yay superrrrr happy now coz finally had nights off!!~ means u book out at 5pm but haf to go back at 11pm!~ hahaxX

anyway super farnie today!!~ ahahXx coz we were learning some combat first aid thingy... and we had to do IV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ OMGGGGGG do u noe wad's datttttt??!! it means u haf to learn how to poke ppl's veins using the needles and leave the plastic thingy there try to drip the person!!!!!~ omgggg

something like dat.


sooooooooooooo disguesting la!!!!!!~ imagine u dunno anything abt medics then somebody hu also dunno trys to insert a needle into ur body and tries to drip u. wah lao. wah lao. we haf to poke each other also laaaaaaaaaa arghhh

then mi and godwin were the ultimate pair.... ok i was supposed to do it on him first... then i insert the needle and the plastic into the vein already.. after dat do do... quite pro already... then after dat the supervisor ask mi to dislodge the thing.... then i pull out the needle frm the plastic thingy and the blood comes out like a fountain!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG i was so stunned!!!!!!!!!!!!! the blood really fountain lo!!!!~ then i dunno wad to do i wanted to cover the plastic to make the blood stop fountaining out but then the supervisor came and help. ahhaahXx i was sooooo stunn and everyone was looking at mi and godwin then all was so wow-ed by the amount of blood flowing out. ahahahxx.... it's realllly like a pool of blood there la!!!! then we were both laffing and laffing like mad coz we dunno y will become liek dat.. then everyone say we crazy. ahahaXx

ok then after dat godwin's turn to poke mi... but then he did everything correct but then after dat... dunno y my blood also like flowing.. but not fountain la.... then everyone crowded around to watch also... then when i lift up my hand then 'WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' coz there's also a pool of blood underneath... ahhahaXx then we both also laffing like mad man.... ahahahahXx super farnie laa!!!!!!!

both of us really ultimate already. ahahaXx. really stunning. and this is the most memorable part of my ns life.

3rd outfield

for ur info outfield means going to the jungle/forest to train.

first outfield was field camp, although longest but i felt okay coz first time in the jungle ma... should b quite interesting coz i never lived in the jungle b4 and last time i used to dream of living in the jungle.. hahaXx...

second one was sit test which is quite jialat... and eating combat rations again really made me sick.

this is the third one... although it's onli 2 days 1nite but it was the WORST!!!!!!!!~ the most shag and most uncomfortable one!!!!~ i never felt so bad before man!!!!!~ for 2 days i ate less than a meal. u imagine for 2 days u onli ate some sweets and 3 small fruit bars. yeah. combat rations r dat bad dat once u opened it u will puke. i'm serious!!! and the worst thing is at nite i went to pee then it was so dark then i accidentally fell into a shellscrape and sprain my ankle. -_-''

and somemore... outfield must put the green and black cream on the face!!!!!~ and after u come out frm the jungle nobody will recognise u coz ur face will b like a pimple farm which has been sowed for a few months and it's ready to harvest already. hahaXx. it reminds mi of 'they reap not what they laboured, we reap what they haf sowed'... ahhaXx... yah lo i reap what the camo cream has sowed.

i always haf this after-field syndrome which is to indulge in all kinds of food after i come back home... i kept eating and eating and eating non stop leh!!!!!!!!!~ argh!!!!~ chuan suo yi duan you ling yi duan gan qing zhong.... lalalla.... wu di dong!!!!!! then i'll go home and feel damn fortunate to bathe and sleep and eat properly.... and drink coke!!!!!~

thus the best drink ever for all NS ppl.... COCA COLA!!!!!!~

plz worship this can of drink!!


oh yeah then i was buying green tea frm NTUC then i tot of this riddle...

what is the similarity and difference between green tea, honey, and my pee in outfield?
similarity: they r of the same colour.
difference: they taste different.

how come after so long i still haf the i-dun-wanna-book-in-tml mood arh.....i should haf gotten used to booking in already wad..... argh... but i stil hafn't sia.... dunno y.. argh i hate booking in!!!!!!~

and some waiyin juz geked mi coz she's in hong kong now and 2percent(my fav. shop) is like having summer season sale and there's this adidas warehouse which is super cheap and still got lotsa warehouse there!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one day off

finally i can sleep at home for 3 nites!!!~ coz the sirs gave us one day off bcoz of world cup. hahaXx lame rite. then hafta book in at 10pm on monday...

ahhaXx... eh.. friday booked out, then saturday went out to party world wif ht and yu... yayness(EC)!!!!! so long nv sing at ktv already!!!!!!!!!! ahahaXx.. then went for lesson wif peter laoshi and went to watch superman returns after dat..

superman is supeeerrrrrr nice man!!!! ahahXx i love the lex's gf kitty.. she's so bimbotic but so farnie... ahahXx she acted damn well la.. oh we watched the 12.15am show... then ended at 3am then i took night rider home n reach home at 4am. wahhhh so long nv go home so late already!!!!!!! hahaXx

then sunday nite went out to eat manhatten fish market wif sida woon and pear.. wahhh everytime eat also not sian lo... it's still super nice!!!!!~ yeah yeah so happieeee then we went to eat ben n jerry's and kana cheated by the stupid trainee there... wah lao. sai. then went to kino to find kailing at coffee club and ate desserts... ahahXx fattening man..

argh nxt week got field camp again. sians. i hate eating those stupid green packets of combat rations. argh.