of 2006

this might be the last post of 2006!!! wahhhh and i'm typing this wif my nose running all abt. keep dripping lo.

hm... 2006 quite eventful year.. very life-turning for mi. actually i really want 2006 to b a nice year but i want it be gone fast. and 2007 be gone even faster. then i'll get out of this hell life.

a lot of first times in 2006... work for the first time.. earned salary.. went hong kong wif frens... first time had a bit long hair... first time went into army(where got second time one.).. first time do a lot of things in army la.

kinda miss sec sch and jc sch life. but no choice we can't experience it again but hey at least we haf the beautiful memories in those times in uniform. and i miss my hair.. still can't keep it long and coloured. haiXx. saddening life now. really hope for 2007 to pass really quickly.

hahaXx i'm gonna go a bit out of point. anyway i went to buy the cheesecake frm the taka basement and it's sssssuuuuper niceeeeeee. it's the Miki Ojisan No Mise cheesecake shop beside tori-q.. wahhh it's super nice!!!!!! even my mother who dun really like to eat cheesecakes says dat it's niceeeeeeee yayyy. so for last week i already bot like 3 cheesecakes frm there. HAHAHxX. gonna grow fat. (huiting u should buy n eat)

anyway ending of the year means something is coming!!!!!!!!!! I'M GROWING OLD!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DUN WANNA GROW OLD SO FASTTTTTTTTT ARHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I WANNA B PETER PANNNNN. cannot. i'm already peter parker (spiderman.. shhh...) oh when u combine both it becomes peter parker pan. sounds like peter parker pen. ahhahahaXx. parker pen. got inspiration for a tongue twister.

peter parker pick parker pen.
a parker pen peter parker picked.
if peter parker picked a parker pen
where is the parker pen peter parker picked?

ok. dat was random. tongue twister aside.

i dun wanna enter the twentiessssssssssssssssss arhhhHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. can't i remain 19 forever or something. 19 is really a good age man. too bad i onli enjoyed a quater of my 19 years old. haiXx. army really waste youth.

ok to waste youth more....this is koped frm huiting.

Subject: "So Far in '06"
1. Have you had any relationships this
year?
lotsa friendship.

2. Have you had your birthday?
duh. it's still mine and huiting's bdae.

3. Been to church?
dun think so. not dat i can remember.

4. Cried yet?
hm......... sometime when i yawn.

5. Been on a diet?
erm. dun haf the need.

6. Pulled an all nighter?
yupzzzzzzz guard duty.

7. Drank Starbucks?
ehhhhh yupz signature hot choco. damn rich.

8. Went shopping?
of coz laaaa hu wun go shopping.

9. Went Camping?
lots and lots of it.

11. Bought something(s) for over $100?
mmmmmm ya.

12. Met someone special?
hm... not really la. mayb one or two.

13. Been out of state?
yesssss been to hong kong.

14. Gone Snowboarding?
u wish. i really wish to snowboard.

15. What are you thinking about?
bored. dun wanna grow old.

Have you...

1.) Hugged someone?
yupzzzzzzzz

2.) Slept in someone elses bed?
yes... we always do dat in bunk

3.) Drank any?
is there such drink called 'any'? if yes then no i haven.

4.) Loaned out money?
lots. and they HAVEN RETURN MIIIIII

5.) Gotten in a car accident?
almost lotsa times. during bike riding.

6.) Gone over your cell phone bill?
oh yah u reminded mi there's such thing as hp bill. i haven seen it for a long time.

7.) Been called a whale?
nah. much worse than that.

8.) Done something you regret?
dun think so. not dat i can remember.

Last Person you hugged?
peter laoshi. wished merry xmas and happy new year.

Last Person to call you?
mother. asking mi to buy sugar frm NTUC

Last time you took a shower?
i juz came out of the shower.

When was the last time you felt stupid?
hahaxXx i felt stupid for somebody hu walked into a sengkang condo.

Who was the last person you danced
hm. dat was difficult. dunno leh.

Who did you last yell at?
ah ben mr tan godwin.

What did you do today?
comicsssssssssss yeahhhhh

TEN FACTS

01. Hometown?
lim chu kang.

02. Natural hair color?
blackie

03. Initials?
ESKO. add 'I' and 'M' it becomes ESKIMO

04. Hair style?
wahhhhhhhhhh i miss my hair.

05. Eye color:
brown or black i dunno.

06. Height:
this is a sensitive issue.

07. Pets:
nah. unless u consider ah ben as my pet.

08. Mood:
ok lo.

09. Where would you rather be?
overseassssssssssssssss

10. Last thing you drank?
soup. peanut soup.

oh yah went mc yesterday then met felicia. so long nv meet her she still recognise mi. hahaXx. always c her during festive season coz she got performance then ling shi bao fo jiao. ahahXx she's still as chatty and friendly. good thing she tied up her hair. hahaXx. and met some strange ppl as well. ahahXx can really c a lot of strange ppl in mc. dunno when huiyu gonna join mi.

this might be the last entry. hope 2007 is a good year and pass as fast as it can. oh and i haven apply for uni yet. haiXx. still doin research on what to study. really frustrating man. and i still refuse to grow old. the last group of ppl i gonna meet this year is my sec sch classmate. first group of ppl i meet this year is council friends.

well... i'll leave all to next year!!~ mayb next year then blog the next entry. i wanna go watch moviesssssssssssss
reminder: all those hu owe mi money better return mi nxt year.

cold

i hate bathing in cold weathers.

i hate bathing in cold waters.

but good thing now it's only cold weather w/o the cold water. fortunately i'm on leave now and not in camp and there's hot water at home to bathe!! if in this cold weather n i've to bathe in cold water in camp, i wouldn't bathe at all!

and after bathing i was walking back to the room to wear my spects, then i saw somebody lying on the bed motionlessly with a white face!!!!! wah scare the hell out of mi!! i walk closer to c dat was my sis doing her facial mask. scary.

anyway was out wif bernice earlier... then saw calvin... wanted to watch a movie but sold out. haiXx.. it's the holidays and tickets r cheap. so sad can't catch nite at the museum. gonna catch it sometime. then ate at manhatten fish market. then went to walk walk walk. xmas day was out wif songhua.. hahaXx wanna noe more? check out his entry at his blog lo. ahha i lazy to type.

i watched love actually and i fell in love with it!!! it's so nice!!! mayb coz dat time when i watched it i was in sec sch not matured enuff to understand the storyline. soooo nice to watch it again man. here's some video.

this is the sweetest part which i super love:


and this girl can really sing!!!! and the boy playing drums is super cute...watch it!!~
hahaXx all i want for xmas is...


hahaX i'll ask huiyu to load as the blog song someday.

All i want for xmas....

I don't want a lot for Christmas.
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas............is you.

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
Hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
Baby all I want for Christmas....
Is you... you.....

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you bring me the one I really need
Won't you please bring my baby to me...

dear santa,

Dearest santa..

i haf been naughty this year coz now i haf time to blog i still lazy to blog abt the CST. i dun wanna recap the memories. overall summary: torturous. lived in the jungle for 3 days and it rained 2 nights and 1 day. cold until i shivered like a vibrator dat has duracell battery. it was really the worst week of my life.

when we were building the shelter using leaves, godwin said 'dun need so much la. juz wayang onli'.. then i said 'then rain how?' and he replied 'rain then say la.' and when it really rained so heavy in the middle of the night, all he could say is 'so cold so cold'. and it not onli rained once. it rained 4 times in the night.

anyway it wasn't dat tiring but it was damn cold. i was so desperate i started praying to every god.. jesus... guan yin.. dua peh gong... and my ah gong also. hahaXx... this is wad ppl do then they'r really desperate.

then we started to think abt those beautiful memories before we entered NS... all the good food we used to eat.. things we do... frens we hang out wif.. movies we watched.. oh yah charlotte's web is damn nice plz go n watch!!!~ ahhaXx the pig is so cute i wanted to buy one as a pet.

Dear santa..... can i haf a pig as a present?? pretty plz????!!!

and this year orchard is really flooding. not flood water but flood ppl. i was there juz now.. and i really miss carolling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last time we used to carol every xmas.. then really haf the xmas season feeling. haiXx.... it's the onli thing we did dat contribute to xmas since spore wun snow... haiXx.. i really miss carolling and the xmas feel.

and everyone's overseas now....

woon is at europe..

















theng at thailand..

















pear goin bangkok

















waiyin at hongkong..

















lesser ppl to meet up. haha single and available ns guys r lonely ppl.

loads of movies i wanna watch now!!!!~
death note 2,
eragon,
nite at museum... etc.

toking abt movies.... channel 5 is showing love acutally now!!!!!~ wahhhhhhh here i come!!!!!

Dear santa.. plz bring me a lots of frens and a pig for xmas plz!!!!!!!! i promise i'll be good!!!!!!

X l

wah 1 week of CST just over...

lack of sleep and food

super shagged n tired now.

blog abt it nxt time.

short term memory loss

i swear my mother has short term memory loss. this happened a few days ago...

ernie: hey i need u to drive mi to PL camp on monday.

m: ok. u go there how many days?

ernie: one day onli. 8am must reach there

m: then we go off at 7am lo.

ernie: ok.

m: so u go there stay arh?

ernie: no.

m: then u go there how many days?

ernie:..............

another story.. coz i wanted to buy a better phone and she has to renew her contract.

m: so u wan the motorola one arh?

ernie: ya. the one with no camera.

m: u look at the model already?

ernie: there's onli one w/o camera.

m: so which samsung model u want?

ernie:...............................

then this happened just now.

ernie: i went to c the phone already. got one samsung and one motorola one. the motorola one is free.

m: so get the motorola one?

ernie: yah lo.

m: which model?

ernie: i dunno. there's onli one w/o camera.

m: so which one is free? samsung or motorola?

ernie:.....................................................

i wanna puke blood already. i really give up.

of eels and frogs

and the ghost of the eel comes confronting me

eel: why?!?! i'm so innocent!!!

ernie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! I'M FORCED TO DO IT!!!!!

eel: WHY WHY WHY!??

ernie: we'r really forced to do it!! we have no choice!!! killing LIVE frogs and eels are part of the Combat Survival Training that we'r goin through!! argh u think i really wanna do it?? the first time i saw the demostration i nua diao and almost fainted man.. then my fren weixin's face became pale and he also almost fainted. ahhaXx. i felt like i was in Fear Factor.

eel: then why did u choose me to kill?!?!

ernie: we had to b in groups of 4, then each group had to kill 2 live frogs and 2 eels!! but hey at least ur death was instant ok..... i juz had to catch u, put u on the table and chop off ur head. but killing the frog, u have to hold on to the legs and ur thumb put at the private part of the frog. u noe how painful the frog is?!?! and the worst thing is u kill the frog by banging it's head on the table wif big force until the frog's tongue comes out.

*a ghost of frog comes along.

frog: do u noe how painful i was?!?! especially i was the frog dat weixin killed.. u noe how soft he banged my head??!!?! i was hoping for one hit death but he hit my head so many times and i haven died!!! i was so tortured by him!!! argh!! and whenever frogs die we'll give out a soft 'quak' sound. sounds so cute. hahaXx. and after dat he had to SKIN MI!!!!! arh!! good thing i was dead.. the blade cut thru my skin and pull my body out of my skin and remove my intestines and internal organs by twisting my head and pulling the organs out of my body. how sick is dat!!

ernie: oopz sorri. dat's y i din wanna kill a frog coz too troublesome. and somemore the frog will still move after it died. yuck..

eel: oh i din noe dat. i'm also curious...will i still move after u chopped off my head?

ernie: u were so active when u were alive la!!!!! when i took u from the tank of eels i placed u on the table u were like moving around like snake and my instructors had to teach mi how to control u by covering ur head and blocking your way. but u were sooo active i was sooooo scared u will bite mi. my hands and legs were shivering all the way then u slit out of my hands and to the ground. u were so slippery and u slide on the ground like a snake. ahhaXx heng my instructor managed to catch u and i did a one chop at the head and u died. but thennnnnnnnn YOUR HEART WAS STILL PUMPING!!!!! YUCKKKKKKKKK MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! U IMAGINE URSELF STILL MOVING AFTER U ENDED UP IN 2 PIECES!!! AND HEAD TWISTING HERE AND THERE!!!! WAH LAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

eel: oops. i was trying to escape.. but too bad.

frog: oh i heard one of my frog frens managed to escape because your fren put him on the table and he hopped away. wad a lucky frog.

ernie: yupz. it jumped away damn fast man. but anyway i removed the eel's intestines i couldn't bring myself to remove the other organs like the still-active heart so i chopped it off. and my hand were like stained with blood.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUU. then i told myself i'm never gonna become a housewife or a chef.

eel: chef? so did u cook mi and frog well?

ernie: wow i think we started the fire quite well... it was okay la coz andrew brought seasoning.. then we started to cook frogs and eels, although taste bland but it's super fresh. ahahXx. i din eat much coz no appetite after killing. argh. c already wanna puke. and dat was our lunch man. argh.

eel: what else u all learnt?

ernie: orh we learnt how to build tentage, fires, traps for iguanas.. coz we had to catch the iguana then skin them.. so my fren suggested skinning them and use the skin to make handbags..... -_-" then everyone will book out carrying one LV iguana skin handbag. -_-""".

eel: erm.....

ernie: orh anyway during the cooking my fren received an SMS having quite farnie jokes.. it's about some primary school kids making 造句s. damn farnie...

如果- 可乐的营养不如果汁的好.
天真- 今天真热.
便当- 小明把大便当成是泥土.

and the ultimate.......
绵被- 小红的卫生绵被人偷了.

eel and frog: hahahahaXx..-quak- hahaXx...

ernie: anyway it was quite an experience and i dun wana experience it again man. i still had goosebumps now lo....argh.... felt so SINFUL. arghhhhhh. and hands will have the fishy smell so smelly!!!!! but i'm really sorry for u two.

eel and frog: it's okay we understand so good luck wif ur CST training! bye!

*ghost of eel and frog exits.

ernie: *phew*

Newbie & levi's

blog: oei hi long time no blog!!~

ernie: hey hi blog.. ahhaXx coz i've been goin out recently then quite bz la.. then also lazy to type so i get u to do some recording then save mi the trouble of typing.

blog: wah u jian huo. but nvm. so where did u go this weekend?

ernie: orh i took leave on friday... then thurs nite i bk out already.. friday did nothing at home then went for lesson..

blog: wah so boring sia ur life. then u take leave for wad..

ernie: take leave to rest at home la!! at least home got aircond camp dun haf. my bed at home is nicer also.. then at home also got hot shower. u noe i hate showering wif cold water one lo.

blog: ooo.. i din noe coz u din blog abt it. so wad abt saturday?

ernie: wah saturday i went orchard library for a while then i went to change my atm card for a debit card!!

blog: wah so young can use debit meh?? why u wanna change?

ernie: i wanted to change very long already!! it's the POSB GO! card!!! the one albert and pearlyn is using la.. change liao nxt time go restaurant use signature can already ma... u noe signing the thing so shuang lo. ahhaXx.. ok la coz got one time my fren n mi wanted to treat somebody then after dat realise dat the restaurant dun accept nets... so in the end the person treated us. hahaXx so paiseh lo.

blog: wah so zai i also wanna apply already. need to fill in anything?

ernie: dun need. juz go to the POSB then say u wanna change to GO! card then the person will straightaway change it on the spot for u. takes like 15 mins. onli.

blog: haha u sound like u'r promoting lo. so after changing where u go?

ernie: hahaXx i went to merchant court to eat buffet wif my NS frens.. ahahXx... shihui recommend to mi one.. i also eat b4... wah long time nv eat so nice already... at first we tot it's quite cheap then end up damn ex la. stupid.

blog: wah how ex issit?

ernie: aiya dun say already la. my frens keep complaining coz i ask them to go one wad. then i first time use my card leh!! juz sign can already so shuang.

blog: -_-"

ernie: then after dat went walk around... hang out at marina.. then walk to orchard to take night rider home.. reach at around 2am.

blog: ooo...eh.. i tot sunday u supposed to meet huiting and mab for k lunch?

ernie: eh...... hahaXx ya la. u c arh i slept so late sure cannot wake up so early one rite... so i woke up at like 10.30am.

blog: wah zai i tot u meeting them at 11am at paradiz??

ernie: hahaXx... dat's y i asked huiting whether she really wanna sing anot. then last nite i msg her at 2.30am she nv reply also. ok lo then i cancelled the klunch coz i feel dat time passes very fast when we'r stuck in the box singing our lungs out.

blog: hm.. dat's quite true.. so u met them at wad time in the end?

ernie: eh... hahaXx 12.15pm. then we ate carl's jr.. wah i ate the superstar burger. super big.

blog: u think wad... order superstar burger eat already can become superstar meh.

ernie: eat already will become super big mouth lo. the burger so big ur mouth also cannot fit in. wah dat one is damn filling man. super big.

blog: ok.. then after dat walk walk... then wad happened?

ernie: walk somemore lo. we walk and walk and walk frm PS to far east. and the girls went to EVERY SINGLE SHOE SHOP IN ORCHARD.

blog: *puke* it must be hard on u.

ernie: hu ask mi to be late. they say it's my punishment. orh ya then i saw sean and his gf. i always c them one lo. oh yah they were also shopping for shoes. haha sean so sweet lo keep accompanying his gf then also pay for her stuff. wah lao.

blog: then u want to b sweet u do the same for mab and huiting la.

ernie: u siao arh i not as rich as sean lo. and they bore mi to death wif their neverending shopping for shoes. after dat better la. i went to look for my stuff.

blog: wah u shopping king and queens lo.

ernie: oh yah toking of dat we saw kym ng and wang lu jiang at lucky plaza leh. hahaXx.. we really walked the whole orchard until leg break lo.

blog: then u can film brokeleg mountain.

ernie: dat's not farnie.

blog: where u all shop?

ernie: orh we went all around orchard lo.... orh then we went to find huiyu at Mango. then got ALOT OF SALE!!!! YEAR END SALE.. SEASON SALE!!!! wahhhh i look at all the stuff i feel like buying the whole rack back lo... DKNY.... CK... Armani Xchange.. Levi's.. Tommy.. wahh.... it's really cheap man. 50% 60% off lo... haiXx.. but if i buy back my mother sure nag at mi.. furthermore i spend a lot of money this month le..

blog: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *.* I WANA GO TOO!!!!!

ernie: u better go quickly or else sale over arh. sians... i really wanna buy leh... but no $$... yesterday spent so much already.

blog: too bad. try again nxt week lo. shop so much dun need to eat arh?

ernie: orh we went thai express at paragon to eat... saw a lady hu looks like chan waiyee. ahahXx.. then walk lo..

blog: eh? walk and walk got buy anything?

ernie: HAHAH..... the girls walk so much nv buy anything lo.... heng i zai i bot a levi's jeans and a newbie shirt.

blog: orh.. coz u dun haf levi's jeans rite.. i tot u dun like newbie t shirt?

ernie: yah lo. but the design quite nice then mab and huiting say it fits mi so i bot lo. and it's purple!!! i dun haf a purple t shirt so it's okay.

blog: buy so much ur mother wun nag meh?

ernie: haXx dun tell her then she wun nag le lo... anyway it's quite cheap onli la... thanx to albert hu got the newbie card. it's actually 24.90 one.. then reduce to 17.40. levi's jeans i bot less than $70 leh.

blog: wah so cheap arh.... looks like u'r done wif ur xmas shopping.

ernie: siao! i still wanna shop more MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blog: crazy shopping king.

ernie: t's the season to be jolly.... falallalalalala!!!!~